Sunday, October 27, 2013

Halloween Popcorn

Happy Halloween!

Everybody loves a good snackin' food!

I highly recommend this spook-tacular treat!


Here's what you do...

1. Make some popcorn (preferably the air popped typed because it's healthier and tastes better...)

2. Melt some chocolate (I chose white chocolate but brown might add to the 'spooky-ness' of the halloween theme)

3. Sprinkle & drizzle the goodness of sugar and chocolate all over the popcorn, in a bowl. (I used black sprinkles, and candy corns but any form of sugar will work great!)
        *Speaking of drizzle... Why does Snoop Dogg (aka Snoop Lion) carry an umbrella??? Fo drizzle!

4. After mixing everything together, spread out the halloween popcorn onto some parchment/wax paper and let the chocolate harden (about 1 hour). Feel free to snack at this point...

5. Serve it up!



Friday, October 11, 2013

I'm Thankful For Lists

Happy Thanksgiving to all my Canadian People! There is no better time then right now to get everything that you're thankful for out on the table! These are short lists so you're more inclined to do them yourself! Answer these 'Thankful Questions' in the car on your way to that family dinner or something to do with your family after the BIG meal, while you're loafin' around stretching out those 'turkey' pants, holding in farts, and scrounging the kitchen for delightful leftovers!

*We live in an amazing world where very few things can not be achieved yet oh so often we go day after day not showing how thankful we are for anything!

Think about it... my answers are in BLUE!

What Are You Most Thankful For:
(First thing that pops into your mind besides family and friends)
1. Being able to learn!! (everyday's a school day)

3 Tasty Thankful Things:
1. Nutella
2. Poutine
3. Sushi



3 Tech-y Thankful Things:
1. Google (ps Thanks Googs for all the pictures in this post!)
2. Maps for my Iphone
3. My Automatic Vehicle



1 Thing About Yourself You're Thankful For:
1. My ability to never get tired of Punny Jokes


4 Things About Where You Live That You're Thankful For:
1. Health Care
2. Beautiful Scenery
3. Fresh Air
4. Parking 2 meters away from front door (none of this 16 floors up business)







3 Things From Today That You're Thankful For:
1. Ability to Drive
2. A comfortable bed to sleep in
3. Stretchy Pants

1 Thing In The Room That You're Thankful For:
1. Electricity




1 Thing You're Thankful For That's Not In The Room:
1. Mosquitoes





4 Things You're Thankful For At Thanksgiving:
1. Family Gathering
2. Overeating
3. Pumpkin Pie
4. Gravy

1 Thing About Your Age You're Thankful For:
1. "I'm old enough to know better, but I'm still to young to care!"





1 Thing You're Thankful For That Planes Have:
(Aside from being Thankful for the fact that planes happen) 
1. Portion controlled bits and bites










3 Articles of Clothing You're Thankful For:
1. Sport Bras
2. Hoodies
3. Leggings




2 Food Establishments You're Thankful For:
1. Tim Hortons
2. Dairy Queen




2 Jobs That You're Thankful Someone Else does:
1. Public Washroom Cleaners
2. Anyone who cleans up poop or throw up

2 Things You're Thankful You've Learned:
1. How to Drive a Car
2. How to Cook 

3 T.V. Shows You're Thankful For:
1. FRIENDS
2. Duck Dynasty
3. MythBusters

I hope everyone has a fantastic Thanksgiving! I would love to know some of your answers to these questions so feel free to comment below! And remember, BE THANKFUL FOR SOMETHING EVERYDAY!!

Monday, October 7, 2013

Roasted Turkey

Yesterday I roasted my first Turkey!

For the past 20-some years I have watched my momma cook the bird to perfection with elegance and ease and this year I decided to be independent and call the baster my own. The occasion of FriendsGiving inspired tackling this rite of passage and I am writing this tutorial in hopes that you too will bring friends together, expand your cooking knowledge, and appreciate the life you're living.

My Kitchen Board! Working on my chalking skills! 
More on FriendsGiving... FriendsGiving was influenced by one of the greatest shows EVER, Friends. And many avid TV watchers are probably familiar with the importance of Thanksgiving in that show. So, I decided to bring all of my friends together to have a good old fashion pot luck dinner.

My first annual Friendsgiving brought a total of 35 people together in my condo! I can't wait for many more to come.

Bro Sis Thanksgiving time! 






My information is a compilation of the wonderful inter-web and years of Turkey cooking experience from my mom.













How to Roast a Turkey (unstuffed)

1. Buy a Turkey

4 - 6 Servings = 4.5 - 5.5kg
8 - 10 Servings = 5.5 - 7kg
12 - 16 Servings = 7 - 10kg

I bought a very standard turkey from Superstore ($0.95 per lb) which worked great!

2. Thaw the Turkey

24 hours per 2.27kg (5 lbs) in the refrigerator.  Leave the plastic wrap on and place the turkey on a cookie try to catch the gross juices.

3. Prepare the Turkey


Monica wanna-be! 

Once thawed, take the Turkey out of the fridge about 1.5 hours before you're going to put it in the oven. Wash that bird up with warmish water, inside and out, and take off any leftover feathers. Warning, rubbing down a turkey is what I imagine massage therapist experience when massaging seniors.

Clean out the packets of 'ew' and set them aside. Some people cook these parts as well but I didn't... maybe next year.


4. Season the Turkey

Rub down the entire turkey with butter. (Lots of butter. Let's be real, Thanksgiving is a definite YOLO life moment)

Mix together seasonings. (this is very modifiable so add whatever seasons you like)
2 parts sage
1 part garlic salt
1 part paprika
1 part nutmeg
1/2 part ground pepper





Rub this mixture into the butter all over the outside of the bird.

Quarter a lemon and an onion and place them along with some bay leaves in the cavity of the bird.






5. Cook the Bird

Place the bird in the roaster on a wire rack to lift it off of the bottom. According to different websites and blogs it seems that there isn't a lot of preference over breast up or down. I choose breast down because it would make sense that the juices would fall down into the bottom of the bird making a more succulent piece of poultry. However, when it comes time to carve the beast, keep in mind that you'll have to flip it over to get a nice cut off of the breasts. Your call.

Cook it at 350F until the internal temperature of the breast is 170F and the thigh is 180F.
NEVER SERVED UNDERCOOKED POULTRY

An approximate cooking guide from the Turkey Farmers of Canada: (unstuffed)

3.0 - 3.5 kg  = 2 1/2 - 2 3/4 hours
3.5 - 4.5 kg = 2 3/4 - 3 hours
4.5 - 5.5 kg = 3 - 3 1/4 hours
5.5 - 7.0 kg = 4 1/4 - 3 1/2 hours
7.0 - 9.0 kg = 3 3/4 - 4 1/2 hours
9.0 -10.9 kg = 4 - 5 hours

Baste every 45 mins and be sure to get right under the skin of that 'used to be flying' piece of meat. You don't want to open the oven too often because the heat will escape from the oven! 


6. Carve the bird
Get a manly man of the house to carve the bird. Pull off the legs, flip the bird so breast side is up and then slice away.

Enjoy!


DONE!! Here's to many more...